Our Yearly Assault On Everything You Hold Dear
It’s December again. What does that mean, boys and girls? It means sparkly decorations. It means ribbons. It means garish inflatable Santas waving their arms like banshees. It means that people will be decrying the war being waged on Christmas. Well, our Christmas tradition is to be the ones actually waging that war. Disclaimer: This [...]
Fireworks
My writing partner Steve’s favorite two holidays aren’t Christmas or Thanksgiving, they’re Hollowe’en and 4th of July. Both offer an element of mischief (good, clean, fun, American mischief, of course) and both offer some wonderful spectacle. 4th of July in the United States is a time of celebrating our independence, (it was from England, for [...]






